The Republic of Eternal Spirit of Francoism is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its burgeoning parrot population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.032 billion Eternal Spirit of Francoismians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 28.8%.

The Eternal Spirit of Francoismian economy, worth 190 trillion deniers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is 37,809 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eternal Spirit of Francoism's national animal is the parrot.

Eternal Spirit of Francoism is ranked 145,125^th in the world and 2^nd in Andusre for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.